So, I got the message from the Committee. Some nonsense about unavoidable catastrophe, something about authorities will be notified...I don't know. Didn't really read too closely, 'cuz it sounded kina grim.
So, as the self-appointed Decider, a purely made up and powerless position, I'm going to veto the Committee's bogus prediction.
You know what? Today is gonna rock. In fact, its gonna rock HARDCORE. Today will, in fact, rock harder then a Bon Jovi/Aerosmith concert all rolled up into one hardcore rockin' day.
So, for today...JUST for today, forget that stupid 'ol Committee. They can go take a flyin' leap.
Today...is gonna ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably.
Tommy 'the Decidedly ambiguous Decider' Estlund
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