The Committee was in transit to London last night, where they will be presenting to the G-20 Summit. They have been asked to discuss the long-term macroeconomic impact of a financially soluble organization, such as The Committee, on productivity, vis-à-vis morale. They were able to draft Tony Robbins into their presentation, which is kind of a coup. Paul Krugman, Noble Prize winning economist, has predicted that the presentation will "surely revolutionize the global marketplace, in a way that will ensure that today will go down as a red-letter day in the history books."* (Rumor has it he is even thinking about giving his Nobel Prize to the Committee in a symbolic gesture that would send a clear message about the New Order that is to come...but, that is unsubstantiated.)
Anyway, before the Committee left, they requested that I pass on word that today will be about 58% better then yesterday, which is actually a level of greatness ne'r before achieved. So, you know, enjoy.
Tommy 'the current-events-literate Decider' Estlund
*heresay, and completely made-up quote.
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