The Committee would like to pass on a most sincere apology for the missing message yesterday. They would like to be able to give you all a meaningful and acceptable reason for the irresponsible behavior, but, having processed themselves, they recognize that there is indeed no excuse good enough to atone for so grievous an error. Instead, they are taking requests. This is a one-time only, non-transferable offer, which may not be redeemed with any other Committee, so act now, as supplies are limited. Please send your requests to Room 30, C/O The Decider. (If the door is closed, you may leave them in the clip located on the doorframe.)
And, having said (typed) that, I leave today up to you: It will be:_____________________________
Tommy 'the couldn't be more sorry and regretful Decider' Estlund
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