Greetings,

The Committee read with interest the suggestions received yesterday. The top few will be used in the coming days.

After yesterday's Spin Dippiness, which left the students in my room suffering from mild nausea, headaches, and constipation, today will be subLIME. (Mad props to B**** W********...there are few things in life that give me...er, the Committee, more joy then a good pun...so, our hats are off to you, sir.)

Today, another question. President Obama, and the United States Congress have officially changed our tax code--albeit subtly--to increase our paychecks something like $14.08 each pay period. So, what do you plan on spending your newfound windfall on? Me? I'm going to VERY SLOWLY save up for a new car. (You know, do my part to stimulate the economy.)

Tommy 'the still hungry, but golly he liked the spread in the library, and God bless ya Linda S----- Decider' Estlund