The Committee has decided, based on the knowledge that my giant, shiny, bald head (I don't have a forehead, I have a Five-head) can by used as a predictor of coming events, much like the Department of Homeland Securities Terror-Alert Color-coded System, that today will be:
"Terror-Alert Red"
(Now, while red might seem frightening at first glance, you don't REALLY need to be concerned until it turns purple...then, run for the hills.)
Also, today is going to be only 14% less awesome then "MAPfreakin'TASTIC". What that means is that all of your students (3-5) will get almost every single question on the MAP test correct, while students k-2 will be quiet, respectful, cordial, and caring towards all other students in the building.
Today's task: Teach your students the meaning of the word Quinquennium. (A period of time lasting 5 years.)
Thank you, and that is all...
Tommy 'the Decider who has a head like Jack-Jack' Estlund
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