Greetings,

The Committee has decided that this whole starting school thing at 8:30 is so last year. So, effective starting tomorrow, school will not begin until 10:00. Oh, and we're not pushing the ending time back; we're still going to end at 3:30*.

The Committee is putting together a separate bill they would like to propse that would allow adults to take a "Personal Intervention Day", or PID. These would be days when you just don't have to show up. You're going to have to make up the work later, but you do not need to prepare sub plans or anything. The rest of us will just divy up the PID teacher's class amongst ourselves, and we figure it will all even out in the end.

Today, in the meantime, will indeed be 27 1/3% better then yesterday. (For those of you who had a really good day yesterday, good for you. Don't rub it in--for the rest of us, today's not gonna be AWESOME, but it will definitely be better than yesterday.)

Tommy 'the aiming-low-for-the-first-time-and-it-doesn't-feel-that-great-so-you-can-all-expect-ridiculously-optimistic-predictions-from-now-on Decider' Estlund

*Oh, and the new last day of school is May 15th.