Tuesday, May 19, 2009

PSA

Greetings,

The Committee met for an extended planning session last night in order to determine more specifically the outcome of the next few days of school.  (More specifically, all of the last days of school.)  

That particular conversation took about 7 and a half minutes.  The next four and a half hours of their meeting was spent in heated debate over whether to provide you all with that information today, or whether to slowly disperse it, day-by-day, until the last day of school, like little tasty nuggets of hope.  That simile led to a three hour brain-storming session on what a cereal called "Nuggets of Hope" would look and taste like.  That tangent led to another debate over the relative advantages of Nut' n Honey Crunch compared to Kashi's "Good Friends" cereal.  (How they got on THAT topic was lost to this Decider; he was just in attendance, but his mind had already kind of checked out...)

Anyway, here is the decision based on last night's meeting:  Good Friends has a lame name, and Nut and Honey Crunch has lame advertising, so it's a draw.

Tommy 'the subtly avoiding telling you all how today will look Decider' Estlund

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