Greetings,
This weekend the Committee, Commission, Task-Force, subcommittee, and Association were ravaged by a violent and pervasive bout of H1N1 (Swine Flu) which left all members tired, weak, and a little dehydrated. However, this did nothing at all to their collective hankering for bacon.
In light of the C/C/T-F/s/A's complete lack of rest over the weekend, today will be completely and totally relaxing. Our students will come to school chilled out, mellow, and laid back. They will comply with all requests/directions with an uncharacteristically positive attitude and demeanor. You can all expect a thoroughly enjoyable and pleasant day.
That is all.
Tommy 'the self-diagnosing Decider' Estlund
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