Greetings,
The Committee/Commission/Task-Force/Subcommittee met very briefly this morning to share their reports/affidavits etc. on how the week has been going. The Committee/Commission/Task-Force/Subcommittee realized, through the course of their discussion, that a separate governing body, heretofore known as, "The Association" should be created, with members consisting of representatives from all of the previously mentioned groups, the Committee/Commission/Task-Force/Subcommittee. The Association will convene in order to assess the validity of all Committee/Commission/Task-Force/Subcommittee reports/affidavits/investigations/decisions. The Associations first statement of fact is in regards to the previous two days. (Not the decisions about the days, but the actual days themselves.) The Association has stated that the last two days should be stricken from the record. They did not occur, and all faculty and staff should disregard them in thinking back on the school year.
Today will be full of obfuscation and discombobulation.
That is all.
Tommy 'the running out of synonyms for groups Decider' Estlund
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