Greetings.

The committee met in a closed session last night to discuss whether or not
to allow the Federal Reserve Board to bail out AIG, and as we can all see on
the morning news circuit, the measure passed. (Albeit by a very close
margin.) The committee would like to assure everyone that, at least for
now, your finances are safe. However, this is subject to change without
prior notification.

The committee would like for everyone to send your best (and worst)
school-appropriate jokes to the decider, who will then compile a document
containing all of them, in order to stave off those blues which may indeed
set in during the cold winter months. We're doing this early so that you
slackers, (yes, I'm talking to you) can get on the ball early enough.

Today's trivia question is: "What animal are the Canary Islands named
after?"

Send your answer on the underside of an unopened snickers bar, C/O the
Decider.

That is all.

Godspeed,
The Decider