Greetings.

The committee has asked me to give everyone the official word that the world
has indeed not been destroyed yet from that physics experiment in
Switzerland, but we will pass on word as quickly as possible if the end does
come.

The committee has also asked me to send word that today will run especially
smoothly so that we can spend most of our time sending our thoughts and
prayers to Linda and her mom.

Thank you, and Godspeed.

The Decider