The Committee has asked me to remind you to prepare yourselves for the Awesomeness that will be today. Today will be characterized by an awesomeness the likes of which none has e'r before seen. It's possible one will need protective goggles or awesomeglasses in order to not go blind from direct exposure to awesomeness.
Seriously. It's gonna be...Awesome*.
You can all expect with no degree of uncertainty to behold desirable behavior, expanded minds, comfortable rooms, gifts from students "just because" and a level of maturity, character and helpfulness that will indeed shock and surprise you.
Like I said...be prepared.
That is all.
The expecting 8-12 inches of AWESOME Decider
*actual results may vary
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