Monday, March 30, 2009

Greetings to you all on this most joyous of wonderful and inspiring days, this, the last day before MAP testing

I submit to you...does it get any better than this?

This would be the third draft I've written of this PSA because, and I'm just being honest here, I got nothin'.

I want to write something hilarious. Something that will make you fall out of your chair because you are laughing uproariously. (Spelled that correctly on the first try!) I want to make tears fall like raindrops because of the laughter this e-mail will bring forth. But, I can't do it.

Because, as we all know: There is NOTHING funny...about the MAP test.

Apparently, this what it sounds like...when doves cry.

Sorry.

Hopefully this e-mail is not a portent for what today will look like. (Huh...seems like even the muses are frightened of the MAP test...who knew?)

Well, I'm out. Good luck to you all.

Tommy 'the -----------Decider' Estlund

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