Thursday, March 12, 2009

Greetings,

The Task-Force, which was found last night to be rife with disreputable member, I believe Bernie Madoff was a member, has been put under house arrest. After a great deal of soul-searching, discussion, an open-to-the-public forum, and a nation-wide ballot issue, the Committee has been reinstated.

We can only hope that this time the members will recognize the import of the task set before them, and that the problems surrounding their efforts in the past will no longer be an issue.

Let us all make an effort to make the Committee feel welcome, trusted, and appreciated.

In order to make you all feel better about the job that the Committee does, we thought we would highlight the definition of irony found in the news yesterday: The AARP (American Association of Retired Persons) has decided to suspend retirement benefits for their employees.

At least we're not doing that...yet.

And, finally, today will be: pleasant.

The lost-everything-to-that-jerk Decider

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