The Committee is sad to say that the end is nigh. This statement can be made based on the fact that the Decider heard a Muzak version of Bohemian Rhapsody by the rock band Queen on the radio this morning. That's GOT to be somewhere in the End Times literature. I think it's right before the sky turns red. Look it up, if you don't believe me.
Anyway, even with the impending Apocalypse, today will STILL be even better then yesterday. Half of your students will pull rainbows and puppy dogs out of their desks, and the other half will pull your favorite chocolate and/or school-appropriate beverage out of their desks. So...you know, you got that going for you.
Enjoy,
The Revalation-having Decider
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