Friday, July 3, 2009

PSA

7/2
Greetings,

The Committee met last night and, after numerous requests, repeated petitions, and a fervent--yet strange--plea, had decided, reluctantly, and with a great deal of reservation, to indeed let tomorrow be our last day of summer school. (There was a fringe movement, a cadre, if you will, pushing for 34 more days, in order to show solidarity with this school [http://community.greatschools.net/groups/11546/discussion/448228] but that movement was soundly rejected. Therefore, tomorrow will indeed be our last day.)

The committee asked that I let you all know the following bit of pertinent information: Did you know that Albert Einstein's first published paper was all about the physics of fluids in drinking straws? I mean...seriously...drinking straws. Which, of course, raises the question of what he would have done with crazy straws....I mean, we're talking possibly another Nobel prize, you know?

Anyway, today will: Organized, smooth, and efficient, with a slight chance of chaotic, bumpy, and incompetent.

Tommy 'the sittin' on the fence Decider' Estlund


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