PSA

Greetings,

The Committee met this morning, but there was too much crying, sobbing,
tearing of clothes, pouring on of ashes and other such indicators of
mourning to have any reasonable discussion about today's outcome. However,
I have it on good authority, (mine own), that today will in fact be...and,
before I get to it, let me preface this by saying that this may come as a
surprise to you, but even with the unpredictable quality of said
determination, it should still be accepted with grace and aplomb, to the
best of your ability, and....wait; I lost track of my thoughts. What was I
saying......?

Huh.

Was I talking about Bacon?

No...that can't be right.

Diet Coke, maybe?

No.....

The Who?

Uh uh...no, I've talked about them before, but that wasn't it....

Well, it must not have been important.

See ya'll at lunch!

Tommy