Thursday, July 15, 2010

Greetings,

The Committee would like to apologize for the lateness of the decision today. Apparently, everyone on the Committee thought that it was Annabelle's day to forward their decision to me, and Annabelle thought it was Jeffrey''s day. (Jeffrey, incidentally, actually thought it was his day, but apparently just didn't care enough to do anything about it. Slacker. You know how it is, when you're the son of the head of the Committee, you just feel like you don't have to do any work whatsoever. Ugh.) (Oh, man...The Committee isn't going to like that I'm broadcasting so much of their private business; Well, I say it's their own fault. I haven't gotten a raise in, like, forever. I mean, not even a cost of living increase. It's not like this job is easy. I mean, I literally have to make stuff up EVERY day. The Committee just doesn't respect the work I do.) (On second thought, the Committee is probably going to like me complaining about them even less then they liked me airing "behind-closed-doors" affairs...uh oh....hey, look! A fluffy dog!)

Today's gonna be: awesome. And, Thursday.

Tommy 'the he he he...a fluffy dog!!! Decider" Estlund

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