The committee met briefly on Tuesday night, last week, to determine what today will look like. Alas, due to imbibing too much mulled cider and a little too much egg nog, they forget to pass the decision on to me. However, as I am the Decider, and that is not just a figurehead position, I have decided that I am going to go ahead and fill the void left by their irresponsibility.
Today will be December-iffic. (Yeah, it's a word. You wanna challenge the Decider?!)
To all of those skeptics/scrooges, I say this: Bah! Humbug! And, to those of you who are filled with the child-like wonder of the season, I say this: Merry Tidings to you, in this joyous and peace-filled season. Let us all take it upon ourselves to spread the kind of cheer we would like to receive.
Godspeed,
The cinnamon-scented Decider
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