The committee met last night and I have great news to report. After yesterdays...well, somewhat less than optimistic report, today will indeed be...dare I say...spectacular?
Apparently, although reports are somewhat sketchy, shockingly wonderful things are in store. So, be prepared to be wowed by the wonderfulness that is...today.
In other news, according to NBC news, pirate attacks are up 70% this year.*
Thank you, and Godspeed...
The hopeful Decider
*actual statistics
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