The committee met in a public forum on Sunday in order to determine what
today will look like. Due to the tumultuous nature of the economy, the
seemingly endless nature of this presidential campaign season, and the
abysmal fall television show line-up, today will be shockingly fun and
unexpectedly productive. Your students will most likely come with all of
their homework ready to turn in, the planners signed, and all of their math
facts...er, "combinations" will be memor...learned thoroughly. Their
reading fluency will have improved by 73 1/2%, in a criterion-based,
norm-referenced, non-biased reliable assessment, that has not yet been
delivered. However, you should take the committee at their word on this.
So, you have that going for you.
This weeks task? Surprise one student each day with a note in their planner
or on an assignment telling them how great a job they are doing in school
this year.
That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled school day.
The Decider
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