Greetings,

Greetings.

Again, it is with great pleasure that I send this e-mail. The committee met
last night to decide what today would look like, and I am glad to say, it
indeed looks to be a phenomenal day, one the likes of which have never
before been seen at this school.

So, armed with this knowledge, please make ready your minds, your spirits,
and your entire selves, for what could quite possibly go down in the record
books as the single greatest first day in all of history*.

Also, I would like to pass on a request from the committee. In light of the
last PSA, which you all should have received, I would ask that you send me
the name of the staff member you have chosen to "encourage", so that the
committee may pick up any slack and take care of anyone that may have been
overlooked. Again, if you have NOT chosen to participate (shame on you!)
that is fine.

Today's task is especially important. The committee has requested that
during this morning, we all pay particular attention to any student who is
new here at EWH. At or near the end of the day, the committee would like
all of us, (not just classroom teachers!!!) to take one of the new students
aside, and tell them how glad we are that they have joined our community of
learners.

Be ready to report on this BEFORE our Community Circle this afternoon.

That is all.

The Decider